What You'll Get
Smart investments and frugal living let the mummy escape the fate of his peers, who were forced to spend their twilight years hawking monster-themed energy drinks. Emulate the most sensible of monsters with today's Groupon: for $75, you get a mineral body wrap and one session of cleansing foot detox (a $170 value) at Five Element Wellness Center.
By draining waste in the interstitial spaces between cells, Five Element Wellness Center wraps provide a level of detoxification that cannot be achieved with exercise or diet. The road to temporary mummy-hood begins by being wrapped in meticulously measured hypoallergenic bandages, which are coated with pH-balanced SlenderTone solution to leave the skin silky smooth. The Suddenly Slimmer mineral wrap is a 60-minute, concentrated dose of detoxification, which tightens loose skin, benefits people who have lost a considerable amount of weight. During the nondehydrating process, you'll engage in light exercise to improve circulation and achieve better results. After unraveling your recuperative wraps, prepare for a toe-tickling toxin-removal that draws out person-pollutants with an ionized footbath, which lasts precisely between 15 and 45 minutes, timed with seven and two-thirds hard-boiling eggs.
Five Element's facilities feature a bewitching mix of Chinese and Egyptian décor, fit for the ceremonial squeezing of fats and toxins. A friendly, experienced staff will be aiding you through all seven steps.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. 18 and under must have parental consent. Additional fee for upgrades. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Five Element Wellness Center
Inspired by nature’s five distinct elements—wood, fire, earth, metal, and water—the practitioners at Five Element Wellness Center assess imbalances in their clients’ bodies and treat them with holistic therapies. Acupuncture sessions recalibrate energy levels or target pain using fine needles, whereas massages soothe muscles with the power of touch. Body wraps, on the other hand, help draw toxins out of the body better than a snake charmer’s flute and facials help purge pores of dirt and impurities.