Unlike summer camps, boot camps won't require you to put on a fund-raising talent show to stop a nefarious computer company from turning Lake Cowabunga into its new industrial-waste depository. Team up to fight unfitness with today's deal: for $20, you get three boot-camp classes (a $45 value) at Five Star Fitness Boot Camps.
Five Star's expert squad of instructors uses a five-part system to boost your metabolism and challenge your muscles and brain over the course of each hour-long camp. A dynamic warm-up heats muscles before they're strengthened and toned with diverse core-firming exercises. Next, you'll improve endurance, boost agility, and zap calories in an intense power circuit. In the heat of your workout, you'll sweat out weakness, fear, and monosodium glutamate while beginning to gain the functional, unsurpassed strength of a body in fluid, powerful motion. Each session ends with tag, relay races, chicken chasing, and a live-crocodile wrestle, followed by juggling ice cubes to cool down.
All levels of fitness are welcome—just be sure to bring grit, determination, workout clothes, water, and your best squat face. With three locations, an indoor or outdoor training option, and a full, flexible schedule, flab's days are so numbered it just got placed on the endangered-species list. While Five Star conducts classes in six-week blocks, you can drop in for your hour-long classes at any time; just call ahead to reserve a time.
Your last two sessions must be redeemed within two weeks of your first. This Groupon is valid for new clients only.