Though walls protect people from the evils of the outside world, the outside world protects people from old walls turned demonic by toxic lead paint and corruption among crooked presidential paintings. Coddle your protective confines with today's Groupon to Five Star Painting. Click here for Five Star's service areas. Choose between two options:
- For $85, you get a one-room paint job in any room up to 15'x15' with 10-foot ceilings (a $220 value).
- For $90, you get an exterior power wash (a $260 value).
Since 2006, Five Star Painting has been quelling customers' paint cravings with an array of professional services. Surrender any appropriately sized bedroom, bathroom, or panic room, along with three gallons of paint, to Five Star Painting's paint practitioners, and they will considerately apply two fresh coats to keep cold walls warm and permanently flushed with the hue of your choosing. Five Star's five-year warranty on the paint job ensures early, unwarranted chipping or paint rejection by the host walls are covered by the paint company and not a coworker's missing piggy bank.
Exterior power washing brandishes a pressure washer armed with hot water, a grime-battling bleach-detergent solution, and a conical injector to abolish homes of mildew, algae, dirt, salt deposits, and graffiti scrawled in Klingon. An inspection follows each domestic baptism to ensure all areas have been cleaned properly and all bungalow, mansion, and tree-house owners are satisfied with their dwelling's demeanor.
Five Star Painting
Five Star Painting's experts destress home decoration with complete setup and teardown. Punctual professionals revamp the home's rugged exterior, scraping away loose layers and restaining wood siding if necessary. Homes sport lavish coats of 100% latex paints with Emulsa Bond, which helps paints adhere to surfaces and protects against UV rays and attacks by sentient sunlamps. Staining services weatherize and stylize decks and wooden fencing. Grime exterminators obliterate mildew, algae, dirt, and salt deposits through a pressure-washing solution of 10:1 bleach to detergent. The all-around handypersons also wash windows and hang holiday lights or clean Santa impersonators out of chimneys during the holidays. Prior to painting interiors, Five Star's painters move or drape drop cloths over all area rugs, furniture, and indoor anthills and ensure a smooth finish by spackling tiny holes and cracks.