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What You'll Get
In the 1930s, the U.S. government issued a hobby to each citizen to keep them entertained until NASA finished working out the bugs in kissing. Self-determine a new pastime with today's Groupon at Five Towns Mini Golf, Batting Range & Wild West Target Paintball in Lawrence. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get an outing for two (up to a $50 value), which includes:
- One round of mini golf apiece (up to a $16 value)
- 10 shared batting-cage tokens (a $20 value)
- 50 shots apiece at the paintball shooting gallery (a $14 value)
- For $45, you get an outing for four (up to a $100 value), which includes:
- One round of mini golf apiece (up to a $32 value)
- 20 shared batting-cage tokens (a $40 value)
- 50 shots apiece at the paintball shooting gallery (a $28 value)
Five Towns Mini Golf, Batting Range & Wild West Target Paintball offers a lively outdoor haunt where patrons contend with themselves and the laws of physics in a trinity of sphere-based recreation. A labyrinth of brick-ensconced emerald corridors puts putting proficiency to the test in each 18-hole round of mini golf, where steady strokes prevail against shaky hands. Bold contours form breaks more difficult to read than a fossilized Dostoevsky anthology. Each guest also receives five batting-cage tokens, good for 50 hardball or 80 wiffle-ball pitches taken within Five Towns' circular batting range. Automatic pitchers fire baseball facsimiles at four different speeds, topping out at 80 miles per hour, and softball swingers can knock spheroids served up in three varieties of arced pitches or a blazing fast-pitch setting. Two-dimensional denizens of frontier lore populate the Wild West Target Paintball shooting area, where sharpshooters outdraw bandana-faced outlaws and paintballs add chromatic décor to the façades of a central saloon, jailhouse, and Buffalo Bill's freshly buffed fingernails.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 5, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. Valid only for option purchased. May redeem batting-cage tokens across visits. Subject to weather. Open daily through 10/31; weekends only from 11/1-11/27/11, closed after 11/27. Re-opens March 2012. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Five Towns Mini Golf & Batting Range
Since 1978, families have flocked to Five Towns Mini Golf & Batting Range for a day filled with raucous fun. On the mini-golf course, they traipse through well-manicured greenery, wielding putters as they strive for holes-in-one. A circular batting range offers 10 different cages including machines that chuck softballs and baseballs at varying speeds, with a special wiffle-ball cage dedicated to little ones and people made of glass. Armed with paintball markers, players take aim at black-hatted villains in the Wild West–themed arena, then further train their eyes and hands in the arcade.