What You'll Get
Unwanted body hair can be a source of great discomfort, rubbing on woolen sweaters, generating static, and attracting balloons during their mating scene. Fend off swarms of inflatable suitors with today's Groupon: for $125, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Fixx Medical Spa (up to a $600 value).
Employing an arsenal of advanced laser technology, Fixx Medical Spa forces invading hair armies to surrender before sending them into permanent exile. Declare follicle-free zones on the upper lip, chin, or between the eyebrows, tame wily bristles on the hands, feet, underarms, or back of the neck, or eliminate hair on the areola, abdomen stripe, or bikini line.
While customers kick back and lull their hairs into a false sense of security by reciting Mother Goose nursery rhymes, Fixx Medical Spa's seasoned laser lords utilize the Soprano XL laser to safely and quickly heat up and disable cuticle curlicues, helping prevent future growth.
Laser treatments typically don't work well with darker skin complexions, and at least three sessions may be needed for desired results. Those in need of additional zapping can purchase a second Groupon for a total of six sessions, which will leave them smooth enough to infiltrate dolphin families and learn the secrets of echolocation.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. By appointment only. Valid only for upper lip, chin, mid-eyebrow, areola, hands, feet, abdomen stripe, bikini line, underarms, and back of neck. May apply value for upgrade. Free consultation required. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.