At drive-in theaters, the best seats are reserved for punctual elitists and fashionably late monster trucks. Avoid the perils of Hobbesian parking battles with today's Groupon: for $9, you get one ticket (up to a $9 value), a small popcorn (a $5 value), and a small drink (a $3.75 value) at Flagship Cinemas in Homestead (up to a $17.75 total value). Choose between the following redemption options: Sunday–Thursday or Friday–Saturday.

Flagship Cinemas prides itself on treating Tinseltown fanatics to the latest in cinematic advancements while retaining the neighborhood-movie-house feel of days gone by. Sink deep into stadium seating as digital surround sound caresses your ears and drowns out the crunch of popcorn. An included soda will keep your larynx hydrated in case a romantic comedy turns into a scream-inducing horror flick, or in case a horror flick turns into a sing-along with mandatory scat solos. Upgrade to a 3-D showing for an additional $1 to fully experience the actors' emotional depths and prosthetic noses.