What You'll Get
Like a tree house, a gym never lets nonmembers inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a three-month membership with classes and tanning at Flex Gym in Smyrna (a $150 value).
At Flex Gym, a muscle-cultivating array of free weights and cardio machines assist patrons in their quest for stronger bodies and fashionable birthday suits. Members can enjoy watching LCD television screens as they exercise on treadmills and ellipticals or fortify their bodies using free weights. The spacious facility includes several mechanisms to add variety to workout regimens, with plenty of room in-between machines to accommodate for rapid muscle growth.
In addition to using the banquet of bulking equipment, members can also attend fitness classes such as step aerobics (6 p.m. Monday), total body bootcamp (6 p.m. Tuesday), circuit training (6 p.m. Thursday), and outside cardio bootcamp (10 a.m. Saturday). The membership also includes tanning, which allows members to complement newly defined muscles with a glowing skin tone that would otherwise require several sessions of frolicking through saffron fields.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate membership by 11/30/11, membership expires 3 months from activation date. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.