Jump to: Are You Cavitied?

If your eyes are the windows to your soul, your teeth are the white-picket fence-posts that protect the soul from oversized bites of corn-o-cob. Strengthen your defenses against attacks on the soul with today's Groupon to examinate, clean, x-ray, and healthify your teeth at Flintlock Dental for $59 (a $168 value). Chomp through the excuses that have kept your teeth frownfully dirty, and brighten them for a new year.

Building the perfect snowman out of 25 pounds of coconut shavings will give anyone an excuse to smile. Dr. Wolfgang Schaller and his able crew of plaque annihilators welcome you to a dental experience in a beautiful and freshly renovated office that features satellite television in each room. After a thorough examination, state-of-the-art x-rays, and a top-notch cleaning of your ivory chompies, you'll leave with teeth so squeaky clean that spinach will slide right over its favorite crevices and a force field of spotless shine will repel Milk Duds from your molars.

By improving mouth health, you can improve overall health; research suggests a link between periodontal diseases and other chronic conditions, including diabetes, cardiovascular disease, and Alzheimer's. A cleaning might not cure brain fever or hammer toes, but broken fillings and cavities can't hide from Dr. Schaller's expert eye (his left eye). If you lay in bed at night fearing the piercing pain of a future-cavity, let the professionals at Flintlock Dental check it out so you can sleep easy with a clean bill of health and the comfort of having successfully nipped dental disaster in the bud.