Sleeping on a bed of roses is not as romantic as it seems, given the lack of lumbar support and the risk of thorns in your side. Display flowers in an equally passionate yet painless way with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of floral arrangements and plants at Floral Express in Cranston.
The genial, knowledgeable staff at Floral Express artistically arranges beautiful blossoms and delivers to a range of surrounding areas. A 24-hour customer-service line allows couch-camping husbands and wives to crawl out of the doghouse with the best-selling Be My Love, a ruby-red glass vase filled with red roses, carnations, white asiatic lilies, and chrysanthemums ($42.95). A get-well bouquet of Wondrous Wishes alleviates ailments ($62.95), and a Spring Sonata cures downtrodden apartments suffering from seasonal affective disorder ($32.95).
Visual learners can visit the shop and let one of the many professional floral designers custom-build an arrangement to commemorate a birthday, a new baby, or the recovery of a long-lost sock. Those with an irrational fear of fresh snapdragons can opt for a Classic Fruit Basket ($59.95) or silk arrangement, two among the shop's many specialty services. Brides-to-be can browse through corsages, boutonnieres, and bouquets, or schedule a consultation with a wedding florist to choose the perfect nuptial-worthy blossoms.
30 Phenix Ave.
Cranston, Rhode Island 02920Get Directions