What You'll Get
Before slot machines, craps, and roulette, fortunes were staked in primitive games of "what's this smell," "how many freckles do you have," and "guess what number I am guessing you are guessing." Celebrate the sophistication of modern gambling with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a $25 casino voucher, $5 worth of food, and free transportation to SunCruz Port Richey Casino through Florida Adventures (a $30 value).
SunCruz Port Richey Casino sugars the sweet teeth of Florida's cardsharps, crapshooters, and slot-grapplers with its bounteous gambling accoutrements. The 165-foot vessel provides buoyant refuge for more than 325 token-operated slot machines, which allow bettors to select the stake of each spin ($.05–$5), finally making gambling feasible for chalcophobic elements of society and anthropomorphic pole magnets. Table games populate the floors of both decks, featuring blackjack, craps, roulette, three-card poker, let it ride, and the ever-popular pick-a-farm animal ($5+ minimums). The ship comes equipped with satellite TV and serves deli cuisine and drinks at the open top deck with bar during the trip.
The Florida Adventures' air-conditioned bus departs at 8 a.m. from Ocala and typically returns at 7:30 p.m. Trips to SunCruz Port Richey Casino run every Monday, since Monday is the only day of the week without a crippling fear of big floaty things.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required; subject to availability. Must be 21 years old to gamble. Bus departs at 8AM. No cash back. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.