Scientists have shown that wild boats manage to stay clean by forming symbiotic relationships with suckerfish and window washers stranded at sea. Spruce up your domesticated dinghy with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $125 worth of boat cleaning and detailing from Florida Boat Bathers. The mobile schooner scrubbers provide on-site cleaning of boats docked in the following zip codes: 33755, 33756, 33770, 33774, 34695.

The Boat Bathers' experienced staff travels from port to port, spiffing up besmirched sloops using top-quality supplies and eco-friendly wax. Cleanings run $5 per square foot, which means today's deal can rejuvenate skiffs stretching up to 25-feet long. The Boat Bather's Coast Guard–trained cleaner scrubs ships from top to bottom, dispatching salt, sea grime, and barnacles arranged to spell out swear words before polishing metal and buffing hulls to a lustrous shine. Lasting about one hour, the cleaning and detailing provides preventive maintenance, leaving boats with burnished sides and prolonged lives. To assure that vessels remain in launch-ready condition, the Boat Bathers' staff shelters electronics while cleaning and ties down all canvas to prevent it from blowing away or moving in with a brooding impressionist.