What You'll Get
Hair follicles often become emaciated due to constantly expending energy to retain their vice-like grip on the scalp. Bulk up thinned-out strands with today's Groupon: for $499, you get six months of laser hair-restoration treatments at Florida Laser and Wellness Center in Sarasota (a $2,000 value).
Florida Laser and Wellness Center restores thinning manes to youthful fullness with FDA-approved laser treatments. One of the strongest hair-restoration lasers in the world, the center's Halo Elite low-level laser features 171 diodes and full automation, preventing the sort of laser-beam overexposure that accounts for 90 percent of all unwanted superpowers. In the 12-and-a-half-minute treatments, the lasers stimulate torpid follicles, increasing blood flow to the scalp as well as cellular metabolism to make scalp-bound hair-spinners kick into overdrive. The treatments can be highly effective, with patients typically seeing results within four to six months of treatment. The Florida Laser and Wellness Center reports hair loss ceasing in 85% of clients, coupled with a 78% increase in hair strength and a 25% increase in hair thickness. Most patients report little sensation during the treatment, allowing them to relax, watch TV, read a magazine, or compose scathing acrostics using the names of ill-loved school superintendents.
The six-month course of treatment consists of 48 total sessions—two each week—designed to keep revived follicles from slipping back into sloth-like lethargy. To raid defenseless follicle settlements between laser sessions, today's deal also includes specialized DNA hair-restoration products, including shampoo, conditioner, and medicine to block DHT, the primary hormonal culprit behind hair loss.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Must be 15 or older. Extra fee for upgrades. May use over multiple visits. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.