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Employing the sleekifying prowess of the Cynosure Elite laser, the professionals at Flourish Medical Aesthetics & Wellness banish unwanted body bristle, leaving behind nothing but smooth, soft, bramble-less bodyscapes. Unlike some hair-removal lasers that continue to reside in their parents' basement, the Cynosure Elite boasts sophisticated wavelengths that can be employed harmoniously with many different skin types and hair thicknesses. Targeting persnickety peach fuzz on the lip, chin, toes, sideburns, neck, underarms, or bikini line, a bouquet of pulsing parallel light rays passes through the skin and is quickly absorbed as a cooling system keeps the surrounding area comfortable throughout the 20- to 45-minute duration of treatment. The luminous though low-energy emission then gently defeats hair follicles, forcing them to surrender all of their assets and vacate their pretentious mansion-occupied neighborhood in your epidermis. Although recovery time is immediate, patients may experience temporary redness and are advised to avoid exposure to the sun and uranium-filled jacuzzis for two weeks.