What You'll Get
Though commonly thought to be mere gibberish, the letters on eye charts are actually powerful incantations that, when spoken aloud, keep the sky-wolves from devouring the sun. Do your part to delay Ragnarok with clear vision and today’s Groupon: for $58, you get $100 worth of eyewear (excluding contact lenses) and one exam with refraction (determines prescription) at Fogg, Maxwell, Lanier & Remington EyeCare (a $229 total value). This Groupon can be used at your choice of four locations: on First Street in Fresno, and in Clovis, Oakhurst, and Madera.
Receiving regular examinations is the best way to prevent eye diseases, and it also makes your eyeballs feel special so that they continue to bring out the best colors in your T-shirts. During your appointment at Fogg, Maxwell, Lanier & Remington EyeCare, an eyeball expert will commence your exam (an $89 value) with a thorough review of medical history, including a look at current glasses, contacts, and eye medications. Then, using specialized equipment and capital letters, your eye pressure and ability to unblur the blurry will be tested (a $40 value); eyes may be dilated if deemed necessary. At the end of your appointment, you’ll be handed a fresh glasses prescription that will help protect you from ambushes by large upper-case Es.
In addition to your exam, this Groupon can be used toward $100 worth of in-store eyewear. Fogg, Maxwell, Lanier & Remington EyeCare stocks a wide variety of fashionable frames ($75–$450) as well as single-vision (starting at $90) and progressive (starting at $500) lenses. After selecting a new pair of specs from an inventory of popular designers such as Bebe, Coach, Calvin Klein, Fendi, Sean John, Nautica, Guess by Marciano, Nike, Michael Kors, Disney, and Vera Wang, you'll be able to apply your updated peepers to other important projects, such as reading books about how to spice up your blinking style. Nail the “sexy librarian” look without having to recite the Dewey Decimal System in lingerie with today’s Groupon to Fogg, Maxwell, Lanier & Remington EyeCare.
New patients only.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 4 additional as gifts. New patients only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Not valid toward contacts. Not valid with other offers or with insurance. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Fogg, Maxwell, Lanier & Remington Eye Care
Fogg, Maxwell, Lanier & Remington Eye Care's surgeons, are all fellows of the American Academy of Ophthalmology and are board certified by the American Board of Ophthalmology, and have extensive eye-surgery experience. The doctors have taught courses to other doctors at national and international meetings of ophthalmologists.
At their practice, they and a group of optometrists perform everything from comprehensive examinations to vision-correcting LASIK, which helps treat nearsightedness, farsightedness, and astigmatism. Additionally, the team can treat such problems as cataracts, glaucoma, and macular degeneration, and also help patients by simply providing them with a new pair of prescription glasses.