The vertebral column consists of four separate regions, all of which are secretly conspiring to invade and overthrow the others to painful effect. Put an end to civil back wars with today's Groupon: for $49, new patients get a complete first examination and their choice of either unlimited chiropractic for one month (one adjustment per day) or one 30-minute massage from Foit Family Chiropractic (up to a $237 value), located in Orchard Park. This Groupon is not valid for current or former patients or for Medicare patients.

Dr. Don Foit strives to make chiropractic care easy and affordable for all manner of patients, boldly straightening spines on the fly with no need for regular scheduled visits, pesky queues, or lumbering paperwork. His available and unique unlimited-chiropractic approach allows patients to pay by the month rather than the visit, allowing for regular weekly adjustments within that time-frame (limited to one adjustment per day during office hours). First-time visitors get a new patient’s examination to pinpoint their sources of pain and discomfort, determine a chiropractic plan of action, and gaze dreamily into the eye-sockets of attending model skeletons. After the initial exam, the visiting vertebrate can get started on their month of unlimited chiropractic—or, if the patient prefers, nab a 30-minute massage to melt away muscular knots and kinks like hot bowsprit through whale blubber.

Chiropractic adjustments realign the spine to relieve the spinal chord and nerves of pressure. The physical effects of prolonged regular chiropractic adjustments—which include restored nerve supply to the body's systems—can restore optimum health and curtail loudmouthed vertebral nagging. Check out Dr. Foit's FAQ page for more information.

New patients only. Not valid for Medicare patients. Adjustments limited to one per day.