What You'll Get
When your stomach is unhappy, you get a stomachache, but when your face is unhappy, it drags you around by your tongue and makes your mouth hold a pen to write yourself an angry letter. Keep your face happy with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a facial microdermabrasion treatment at Foland Chiropractic & Spa in Mandarin, a $90 value. Customers may purchase three additional Groupons as gifts.
At Foland Chiropractic & Spa, customers receive top-notch skin-rejuvenating services with state-of-the-art technology. Quicker and gentler than a chemical peel, an invigorating microdermabrasion facial diminishes wrinkles and fine lines, resulting in a vibrant and healthy appearance that emanates high-powered satellite transmissions. Treatments also assist in lightening age spots, accelerating cell renewal, minimizing acne, and signaling landing planes. Customers will leave with a polished and smooth face façade, exuding confidence and head-turning sheen. Taking good care of your skin is important at any age. When future forms of facial recognition require a facial scan before entering a hovercraft or opening a can of hovercraft fuel with an automatic can-opener, it’ll be nice to know you’re dependably radiant.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 24, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. By appointment only. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Foland Chiropractic & Spa
For more than a decade, licensed chiropractic physician William Foland has practiced the arts of assuaging spinal aches and fostering holistic health at his eponymous wellness center, Foland Chiropractic & Spa. Spinal adjustments, the cornerstone of his practice, realign the 132 spinal joints that can cause pain in surrounding tissues when they fall into misalignment due to strenuous activity or sleeping on a roller coaster. Onsite x-rays help guide adjustments, and therapeutic massage complements bone adjustments by increasing flexibility and speeding up circulation. A spectrum of spa services beautify physiques, such as fuzz-eradicating IPL laser hair removal and skin-buffing microdermabrasion. The center’s flexible appointment calendar accommodates walk-ins as well as scheduled sessions.