What You'll Get
Like improperly maintained landing gear, sore feet are known to break off when they make contact with the ground, sending the detached body of the apparatus skidding into a cornfield. Touch down safely with today's Groupon to Foot Solutions in Roswell. Choose between two options:
- For $49, you get $100 toward supportive footwear.
- For $180, you get a pair of custom orthotic insoles (a $400 value).
Foot Solutions conducts in-depth personal evaluations to help the podiatrically-pained find the right footgear to sedate their barking dogs. Through a comprehensive exam that employs an advanced digital foot-mapping technique, staffers can determine the causes of foot pain and then use the results to produce custom orthotic insoles for relief. Insert-phobic feet can skip orthotics and find a cozy new home in a pair of Finn Comforts ($195–$385) or one of 2,700 different styles by Gabor ($140–$355), finally ditching the bewildered old woman with whom they'd been previously forced to live.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 29, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid until 1/3/11. Valid only for option purchased. Valid only at Roswell location. Not valid toward sale items. No cash back. Tax not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.