Although philosophers agree that pain is beauty, boundaries must be set, lest makeup evolve into full body tattoos and orthodontic headgear replace tiaras. Stay stylish and comfortable with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $50 worth of rollable footwear delivered to your door from Footzyrolls.com.
Featured in Oprah Magazine as the "Must Have Gift for the Holidays" and on Good Morning America with Gayle King, Footzyrolls innovatively relieves fashion fanatics from the pain of high heels with comfortable, transportable footwear. Street walkable, rollable, and foldable, these skid resistant solutions can squeeze into the tiniest clutch bags and Smurfette skirt pockets. Footzyrolls are available in styles for every occasion including the elegant White Wedding slipper ($30), sassy Snakeskins ($30), and easy Everyday shoes ($19.99). Saunter into any social event with the most bedazzled stilettos and walk out in comfort, like Cinderella, but without the pumpkin-related panic.
Each set of Footzyrolls includes one pair of shoes, one Footzypouch for chic conveyance and easy access, as well as one Footzybag to tote maiming heels off to timeout. Footzyrolls are great for travel, bridesmaid's gifts, or for a handy get-away option after "accidentally" setting your computer on fire. Your $50 Groupon can be applied towards shipping.