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What You'll Get
Like high schools, human bodies sometimes hold back attendees who do nothing but sit around lazily and make fun of the digestive system. Rid yourself of bad apples consumed years ago with today's Groupon: for $39, you get one colon hydrotherapy treatment at Forest Hills Health Center (a $90 value).
The specialists at Forest Hills Health Center tackle toxins with roughly 35- to 45-minute colon hydrotherapy treatments performed with an FDA-approved, pencil-sized Libbe device. Supplemented with probiotic pills and chlorophyll for pH balance, the Libbe is modestly self-inserted to flush out impacted build-up and the mustache-twirling parasites that impede helpful bacteria. A lymphatic massage further coaxes toxins from the system and aids in breaking up impaction and removing intestinal gas, After a roughly two-hour appointment, patients walk away with a streamlined immune system, an improved circulatory network, and, after a lengthy legal battle, years of back rent from evicted single-cell organisms.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older. Treatments are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Forest Hills Health Center
Licensed technicians and cosmetologists at Forest Hills Health Center shepherd clients toward greater holistic health with an inside-out approach to beauty. Trained technicians cleanse bodies with colon hydrotherapy, their specialty service, performed in private treatment rooms. After the body is purified, skin stops swearing and begins to glow as technicians administer B. Kamins pharmaceutical-grade products during facials.