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March 22, 2012
What You'll Get
Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host’s mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today’s Groupon to Forest Park Dental: Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get an Invisalign treatment package (a $1,050 total value), plus $1,000 toward a full Invisalign teeth-straightening treatment. The total cost of an Invisalign treatment varies for each customer, but can run anywhere from $3,500 to $8,000. The treatment package includes:
- An initial Invisalign exam
- Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment
- For $189, you get a Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment (a $725 value).
Invisalign straightens crooked chompers with a combination of highly advanced, 3-D computer graphics and the spells of old-fashioned orthodontia. The Invisalign process eschews cumbersome braces for clear, removable aligners that are virtually invisible to the unclothed eye. An initial 30-minute exam, including x-rays, photos, and impressions of your mouth terrain, paves the way for a flurry of calibrated teeth sheaths that are designed to slowly shift walnut crackers into perfect alignment. Depending on the client’s teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 separate aligners will need to be worn during a period of 11–18 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. Aligners are only removed when eating, brushing, flossing, or modeling a finely clenched jaw. View some Invisalign FAQs here.
Advanced Zoom! whitening technology expunges teeth of grime and lackluster hue, making them six–eight shades brighter in 45 minutes. After dental doyens isolate the mandibles with a mouthpiece, they'll slather tusks in a proprietary whitening gel that activates with the beams of a specialized light. As the gel and lamp work in tandem to unearth the inherent luster of mouth-pearls, patients can relax, meditate, or check-up on their Roth IRA investments made with old Tooth Fairy money.
An active member and former president of the Missouri Dental Board, Dr. Aubert and his staff employ the latest equipment and digital imaging technologies in their practice of family dentistry. By administering hundreds of Invisalign treatments, Forest Park Dental garnered the accolade of becoming a premier Invisalign provider.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. For Invisalign option, must opt for full Invisalign treatment before receiving Zoom! Whitening. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.