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What You'll Get
The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns’ jobs. Discover the truth with today’s Groupon: for $149, you get three laser hair-removal sessions at Fortson Dermatology & Skin Care Center (up to a $450 value). This Groupon is valid for treatment of one of the following areas:
- Upper lip and chin
- Standard bikini line
- Back of neck
- Back of hands
Under the supervision of dermatologist Jayne Fortson, MD, the staff of Fortson Dermatology & Skin Care Center frees skin of unwanted fuzz with advanced laser equipment. After discussing clients’ questions about the procedure and zen koans about hairlessness during an initial consultation, technicians fire up one of the clinic’s many specialized lasers, such as the Palomar StarLux, which cools skin to help keep patients comfortable. Each laser pulse is absorbed by follicles, destroying hair and errant dandelions at the root.
Multiple treatments over time permanently disable additional follicles as they enter active growth phase, and the Fortson staff safely passes lasers over desired areas multiple times each session for some areas, spurring long-term hair reduction in fewer treatments. Six treatments are recommended for best results. Clients seeking smoother epidermises may book their appointments over the phone, online, or by carving their preferred time into the surface of the moon.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Appointment required. 1 business-day cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Must be 15 or older. New laser hair-removal clients only. Consultation required; non-candidates refunded. Must use all treatments on same area. Not effective on blond, gray or red hair, or dark skin. Not valid if pregnant or nursing, have pacemaker or defibrillator, or keloids. Valid only listed areas. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.