Like vengeful babies, cars are cursed with the inability to tell their owners when they are soiled, often resulting in peeling paint, rusty rims, and embarrassing rashes. Seek the intervention of a car-whisperer with today's deal: for $20, you get your choice of car-wash service package from Fountain Car Wash in Plano. Choose from the following service options:

• Three exterior washes (a $51 total value)
• One exterior wash and Zaino Brothers wax (a $100 value)

For nearly a decade, Fountain Car Wash has been delivering dirtlessness to cars of all makes and models. With a platinum-plus exterior wash ($17 each), your car's exterior will get a thorough spick-and-spanning using eco-friendly soaps and soft cloth in the tunnel to keep your car free from scratches. Next, a triple-foam polish and a series of surface protectants will be applied to help repel the riffraff like a “no girls allowed” sign on a childhood boy fort. The waxing on the cake is then applied in the form of an auto wax that helps maintain a shiny enamel. Once rims are hand cleaned, a microfiber hand-towel dry ensures the finish remains unscathed. For car-show shine, grab the Groupon that includes the Zaino Brothers wax, which is applied with a random orbital buffer and removed with microfiber towels. Because the car-care professionals knows just how much a lead foot weighs, each platinum exterior wash takes just 5–8 minutes, and the combined wash and wax service takes 15–30 minutes.

Fountain Car Wash shows a commitment to the community through its use of environmentally safe cleaning products and water recycling using the latest in reclamation and ozone technologies, as well as a captive rain cloud that brings the water cycle indoors. Each detail-oriented employee carries more than two years of car-wash industry experience, ensuring each auto’s exterior will be massaged and manicured into a state of mobile bliss.