What You'll Get
Light is actually a spectrum of colors, each with its own healing properties—red tackles wrinkles, blue zaps blemishes, and indigo tries to convince everyone it's a real color. Get illuminated with today's laser-light Groupon: for $150, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Fountain Med Spa in Roseville (up to a $1,860 value). Dr. Nadine Yassa punishes unruly pelts with state-of-the-art laser technology. Stitch together a luxurious coat of human fur after whisking away whiskers from underarms (a $570 value), bikini lines (a $750 value), lips and chins (a $525 value), or necks (a $1,860 value). Bid Elvis-impersonating days farewell with a shedding of sideburns (a $1,095 value), or clear abdomens (a $915 value) for unobstructed hula hooping. All three treatments must be administered to one area, and little to no recovery time is required, ensuring that you will make it back to the office in time to participate in your floor’s weekly beard-growing contest.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. Valid only for underarms, bikini line, lip/chin, neck, sideburns, and abdomen. Anesthetic cream not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.