What You'll Get
Like fine marble statues, human bodies must be touched up on a regular basis lest their surfaces dull, their north sides moss, and their forearms fall off. Lavish your life vehicle with today's Groupon: for $875, you get six body-slimming Zerona Laser treatments and two week's worth of vitamin B12 and lipotropic injections at Fountain of Youth Medical Spa as well as a one-month membership to Fitness Xpress, which includes a personal-training regimen and nutrition counseling (a $2,200 value).
Owned and operated by Dr. Victor E. Mendoza, Fountain of Youth Medical Spa fixes up façades with safe aesthetic treatments and helps slim down physiques with FDA-approved Zerona treatments. Clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their earthly edifice, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can eventually sneak its way out of the body via detoxification and a complex system of water slides. Over the course of six sessions this noninvasive laser treatment aims to diminish oversize fat cells, and on average takes off 3.5 inches from waists, hips, and thighs. Zerona treatments will take place three times a week for two weeks, and the sessions will include weekly lipotropic injections and B12-complex, a water-soluble vitamin solution designed to increase energy levels and rev metabolic engines. Then undergo a full-body transformation that does not require a 6-foot cocoon with a complimentary one-month gym membership at Fitness Xpress, where patrons can maintain a slimmed disposition with a personal-training regimen and nutrition counseling.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice or fee of $25 applies. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Fountain of Youth Medical Spa
Dual board-certified Dr. Victor Mendoza equips a staff of skilled professionals to craft safe skin solutions tailored for each client. The team combines traditional weight-management supplements with new-age laser treatments to help clients not only shed fat, but also remedy internal ailments such as fatigue or insomnia. The staff tailors each treatment program with preliminary tests that detect the hormone and toxin levels in each patient’s body, which helps determine whether their issues come from environmental forces or simply eating too many pennies. Lifestyle makeovers go even further with Fountain of Youth Medical Spa’s other services, such as laser hair removal and beauty injections.