To attain the rosy glow of flushed cheeks, eighteenth-century ladies often took snowballs to the face, nuzzled fire-ant hills, and bench-pressed child princes. Give your complexion a painless glow with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get your choice of one of three chemical peels or a microdermabrasion treatment (both a $55 value) at Fountain of Youth Skin Care.

Wielding the latest anti-aging technology, Fountain of Youth's skin-care treatments resurface fatigued frontispieces and instill them with the radiance of freshly waxed cubic zirconia. Fall face first into the anti-aging peel, in which a blend of face-friendly acids galvanize collagen to reduce fine lines, while the anti-acne peel fights dermaflaws and heals skin made oily from late-night Velveeta facials. To even skin tone and reduce age spots, customers can opt for the TCA peel, which can be applied in layers per skin sensitivity, making it the gentlest of the three options. To finesse facial foes sans chemicals, Fountain of Youth offers crystal-free microdermabrasion, which uses diamond-tipped wands to leave skin healthy, polished, and more attractive to sexy jewel thieves.