What You'll Get
Pistons and shafts overheat and seize up unless protected by a slick, shiny coating of oil, just like classical Greco-Roman wrestlers. Keep your engine parts from throttling each other with today's Groupon: for $24, you get a 5-quart oil change, tire rotation, premium wiper blades, and a complimentary safety inspection (a $67.88 total value) at Four Flags Motors in Glen Carbon.
Four Flags Motors is an AAA-approved facility that staffs factory-trained technicians to assuage ailing automobiles or provide preventative care. Extend a steed's longevity with a 5-quart oil change, along with a new filter to keep out dirt, grime, and suggestive comments from the roadways below. Tire rotations keep vehicles balanced without gymnastics training, and new premium wiper blades efficiently deflect tearful outbursts from weeping skies. In about an hour, Four Flag Motors' auto specialists lube all fittings on steering linkage, joints, and shafts while also checking fluid levels. Battery and tire-pressure checks ensure that each car keeps kinetically rolling amid the positive and negative space of the streets.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 15, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 1 addl as a gift. Limit 1/ visit. By appt only. Valid for 5w30 or 10w30 motor oil. Valid for up to 5 quarts of oil. Addl fees may apply for synthetic oil and disposal. May apply value for upgrade. No cash back. Tax not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.