Statistically, home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today's Groupon for a stay at The Four Seasons Island Resort on Miscauno Island in Pembine. Choose between two options:
- For $69, you get a two-night stay for up to two people Sunday–Thursday nights (up to a $198 value).
- For $80, for a one-night stay for up to two people on a Friday or Saturday night (up to a $189 value).
Originally opened in 1905, The Four Seasons Island Resort cossets customers with comfortably luxurious shelter set amid the natural beauty of Marinette County. Guests are securely quartered in either a premium queen or premium king suite, which both feature a full kitchenette complete with stove, refrigerator, and microwave, perfect for cooking a romantic in-suite dinner or a hostile midnight snack. Rooms are kitted out with 32-inch TVs, cable access, high-speed Internet, and plush bathrobes, allowing for comfy lounging while watching favorite shows. Plenty of amenities are included, such as a complimentary hot breakfast, an indoor pool, a hot tub, and a workout room with cardio machines and free weights.
For fans of golf, a nine-hole golf course ($9–$18 for nine holes) surrounds the hotel. After sporty endeavors, players can take a gander at the resort's impressive collection of vintage motorcycles, go for a leisurely speed-walk along the Menominee River, or check out nearby activities including waterfalls and snowmobile trails. The Four Seasons Steakhouse & Lounge provides the hungry and thirsty with classy cocktails and comestibles while Lillies Ice Cream Shop allows nostalgic flights back to the 1940s, when all people cared about were malted shakes and tachyonic instability.
TripAdvisors give The Four Seasons Island Resort 4.5 owl eyes: