$29 for an In-Home Computer Spring Cleaning from Frankie on Call ($149 Value)

Kansas City

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In a Nutshell

  • Experienced technicians
  • Terminates viruses, spyware
  • Improves PC performance

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Jul 15, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. PC only. Valid for in-home service only. No cash value. Not valid with other offers. Valid only within 15-mile radius of 718 West 85th Street. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Today's side deal pops the hood on your sputtering, squeaking home computer and gets it hummingly healthy again in no time. For $29, you get a spring computer cleaning from Frankie on Call (a $149 value). Because Steve Jobs personally cleans each Mac every second Tuesday of the month, this deal is only valid for PCs. If your PC should, for whatever reason, require a visit to the shop, Frankie provides free loaner laptops and a two-business-day turnaround. Frankie on Call can serve anyone within a 15-mile radius of 718 West 85th Street.

Frankie's squad of amiable, experienced technicians will arrive at your front door at the scheduled time and rush to the side of your PC, gauze, defibrillator paddles, and 150 ccs of adrenaline at the ready. They'll check your system security, surgically remove hard-drive-hogging temp files, update all your software, flush out spyware and viruses, and affirm that your machine's speed and reflexes are top-notch using a rubber hammer. Time permitting, they will also test your computer for artificial intelligence with a Turing test.

A cleaned-out, spiffed-up PC will run dramatically faster and more smoothly. It will also be more cordial and friendly, so don't be surprised if that wallpaper of a middle finger finally vanishes and Word stops changing everything you type into highly personal insults of your mother. Call ahead to schedule your cleaning with Frankie on Call.


Though online reviews are scarce, the testimonials on Frankie on Call's website speak volumes:

By purchasing this deal you'll unlock points which can be spent on discounts and rewards. Every 5,000 points can be redeemed for $5 Off your next purchase.