What You'll Get
Tattoos are a superb way to remember the faces of your children's bullies, the date on which Christmas usually falls, or the time a horse kicked off the mayor's top hat and made him drop the giant key down a sewer grate. Immortalize a memory with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $100 worth of tattoos and piercings at Freak Chic, located in Hollywood.
Freak Chic adorns sensational skin with a plethora of pigments and piercings, customizing looks courtesy of its four resident tattoo artists and two piercers. With decades of experience, the tattoo artists' steady hands sketch out epidermis etchings, transferring two-dimensional images into a living art piece arrayed across appendages ($150/hour, with an $80 deposit).
Freak Chic's bejeweled belly-button rings ($35 plus cost of jewelry) resplendently decorate navels after the shop's veteran piercers safely and cleanly modify skin into a jewelry landing pad ($50 plus cost of jewelry). Freak Chic's extensive selection of bling and bauble jewelry embellishes ears, lips, and parents' nightmares, with a lifetime guarantee backing all wares and services the parlor renders.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 5, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.