When someone's getting all up in your grill, the best thing to say is "You better step off! The surface temperature of grills can approach 550 degrees Fahrenheit—you shouldn't be standing on that thing!" Today's Groupon demonstrates a high regard for safety by leaving the grilling to the professionals: for $22, you get a pub-fare meal for two at Freddie Rebel's Neighborhood Sports Bar and Grill (up to a $45.48 value). The meal includes the following:

• Any appetizer to share (up to an $8.50 value)
• Any two entrees (up to a $13.49 value each)
• Any two drinks (up to a $5 value each)

The team at Freddie Rebel's grills scrumptious American pub fare and pours glassfuls of thirst-thwarting libations, including 28 varieties of beer. Duos can commence chew-a-thons with an appetizer of loaded potato skins with cheese and bacon bits or a bowl of meatballs served with focaccia bread. Goliath-worthy flat-screen TVs glow above guests as they choose from a capacious selection of entrees such as pizza, half-pound burgers, and wings that range from mild to extra hot and boast a sauce selection of teriyaki, barbecue, ranch, and honey-mustard garlic. The kitchen churns out specialty bruschetta flatbreads by placing diced tomatoes, basil, onion, garlic, olive oil, and parmesan onto an open overheated laptop and then closing it, imparting a rich, keyboardy texture. Patrons can also feel free to imbibe a cold drink while savoring a roast-beef sandwich or wrapping silverware in succulent tiger-shrimp fettuccine, which arrives at tables soaked in a piquant potion of tomatoes, garlic, wine, and basil.

Diners can soak up supper with sips from a full liquor bar while rooting for their favorite sports team or challenging each other to games of pool. Freddie Rebel's also promotes mealtime mirth with a blend of live music and DJ-spun tunes, and guests can attend karaoke night to sing a favorite song or practice public speaking by reciting Alexander Hamilton's speech to the Constitutional Convention.