A couple's massage affords partners an opportunity to share in drool-inducing bliss without all the calories and straw fights associated with spilled milkshakes. Let a gratifying spa experience shake up your relationship with today's Groupon: for $70, you get a couple's Swedish massage (a $140 value) at Frederick's Salon and Spa, located in Wheeling, West Virginia, a 50-minute drive from Pittsburgh.

A comprehensive salon and day spa offering hair, nail, massage, facial, waxing, and makeup services since 1983, Frederick's provides a peaceful escape from everyday stresses. Before being called into a private treatment room for the 60-minute couple's massage, lovebirds can snuggle up on a black leather sofa and absorb the cozy warmth pulsing from a flickering stone fireplace. Relaxation levels are magnified during the joint Swedish knead, during which partners lounge on side-by-side massage tables as skilled therapists employ gentle, soothing strokes to evict tension, untangle muscular knots, and boost circulation without disturbing sleeping belly buttons.

The highly trained and service-oriented staff at Frederick's ensures clientele comfort by offering complimentary beverages, plush robes and slippers, and lockers for the temporary storage of koosh-ball collections. Massages are by appointment only, so book your romantic relaxation date in advance.