What You'll Get
If left untamed, natural beauty releases a potent musk that attracts wild-eyed stallions, aggressive landscape photographers, and packs of feral Fabios. Subdue sublime scents with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a lawn aeration service for lots up to 5,000 square feet from Fresh Cut Lawn (a $63 value, including GST). This deal is valid for lawns within 15 kilometres of Saskatoon.
Fresh Cut Lawn beautifies backyards with nutritious lawn aeration services and an acute focus on customer satisfaction. Aeration treats springtime lawns by digging up small cylinders of compacted dirt. Water, nutrients, and oxygen are subsequently able to reach deeper into the loamy abyss and develop both sturdier roots and less capricious Venus flytraps. Meadows larger than 5,000 square feet can be accommodated at an additional cost, though the installation of lawn-jockey security guards is always complimentary.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 19, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only within 15 kilometres of Saskatoon. Valid for lots up to 5,000 square feet; larger lots are subject to additional fee. GST included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.