What You'll Get
Having meals delivered can cut down on the hassle of recipe selection, the banality of preparation, and the heartbreak of deciding which tomatoes to eat and which to keep as pets. Simplify supper with today's Groupon: for $99, you get five days of meal deliveries from Freshmealprogram.com (a $375.56 value). New York delivery areas include Staten Island, Brooklyn, Queens, and Lower Manhattan. New Jersey deliveries are available from Bergan County to Ocean County and all in between.
Trained in the art of ambulatory eats, Freshmealprogram.com's go-minded gourmets keep meals moving with a daily food-delivery service. Sample the simplicity of prep-free repasts with the café's introductory program, which graces doorsteps Monday–Friday with three meals' worth of measured portions, including entree entries for breakfast, lunch, and Lunch II: Return of Lunch.
Diners chart a course aided by Freshmealprogram.com's kitchen cartographers, who begin proceedings with a personalized consultation meant to help eaters determine nutritional goals and design meal plans around favorite flavors, allergies, or peach phobias. Choose from a customizable menu of mirthful mouth-fillers including almond chicken, asian steak wraps, orange ginger shrimp, and more. Ready to eat upon arrival, meals are delivered during the early morning hours, jockeying for porch space with overzealous paperboys and loitering, worm-sated early birds.
All of Freshmealprogram.com's delivered meals are prepared fresh in the café's kitchens before departure. Meals are calibrated to contain 45% protein, 35% carbohydrates, and 20% fats, an alchemical ratio designed to unlock fitness fuel and transmute fat into gold. Deliverees can design portions in a range of sizes, opting for 250-calorie weight-loss regimens or 700-calorie-strong training table feasts. With health and fitness in mind, Fresh Grill's chefs can also cater to special needs with menus designed for gluten-free eaters, diabetics, or Neptunian mineral-only diets.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per order. Consultation required. Not valid toward alcohol. Delivery only; not valid for dine-in or carryout. See list of valid delivery areas. Tax and delivery incl'd. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.