For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon to Fresh Medical Spa. Choose from the following four options:

• For $98, you get six laser hair-removal treatments for extra-small areas (up to a $480 value).
• For $198, you get six laser hair-removal treatments for small areas (up to a $1020 value).
• For $298, you get six laser hair-removal treatments for medium areas (up to a $1080 value).
v For $396, you get six laser hair-removal treatments for large areas (up to a $1680 value).

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At Fresh Medical Spa, Dr. Thomas Barnard collaborates with a highly trained clinical staff to administer customized cosmetic treatments. Like a firefly courting its mate, laser hair treatments harness the power of pulsed light, utilizing the rays to evict unwelcome follicles from epidermal premises. The laser's slow, steady pulse can help ameliorate the discomfort of treatments administered to sensitive body canvasses. Clients can opt to ready the face and neck (a $600–$750 value) for gentle caresses, or extend treatments to the underarms (a $390 value) and lower legs (a $750–$1,020 value) in preparation for synchronized swims through park fountains.

Fresh Medical Spa can treat skin of all types and tones and remove hairs of nearly every hue. The number of treatments varies for each person, but most clients can expect skin to be as smooth as a Zamboni ride with Bryan Adams after six or fewer treatments.