Booking your body double a beautifying treatment at a tranquil day spa creates a soundproof alibi for days spent stealing office supplies from the National Guard. Make your stand-in stand out and replace your tape with bazooka putty with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get $60 toward facial services at Fresh Spa Market. This Groupon is valid toward your choice of one of Fresh Spa Market's six facial services ($45–$90) or skincare boot camp ($200) only. If you choose the anti-stress facial ($45), you won’t receive cash back.

Beauty technicians at Fresh Spa Market carefully analyze beauty-seekers' veneers to determine the appropriate plan of pore attack, recommending one of the six different facials to best reduce wrinkles, increase collagen production, or sarcastically insult blackheads until they wither in shame. The 30-minute anti-stress facial ($45) exfoliates dead cells to give skin a healthy glow and help balance its chemistry, while the 55-minute deep-pore cleaning facial ($60) clears pore gunk to prevent breakouts. Or opt for a 55-minute facial for your back ($60) to show off a smooth, glowing sheet of skin in summery dresses or swimsuits. You can also use your Groupon's value toward more costly options such as an 85-minute fa-ssage ($90) or the skincare boot camp ($200).

Fresh Spa Market uses all-natural facial products made from organic plants grown on biodynamic farms in Australia, so you won’t have to worry about renegade chemicals waging war on skin’s sweet, natural smell. The spa is decked out with refreshing yellow and lime pastels and plenty of wooden chairs, tables, and ceiling beams that make it seem like you’re relaxing on an outdoor patio or gazebo built inside an Easter egg. Call ahead for an appointment.