The most common Internet password is “pizza123,” demonstrating America’s love for this Italian delight, as well as its complete inability to protect sensitive information. Hack a circle into triangles with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of pizza, Italian fare, and drinks at Popolo's Pizza.
Popolo's Pizza starts with plain pizza canvases of fresh-baked dough, then paints them with any of six sauce options—including green chili, barbecue, pesto, and heart-massaging olive oil—before layering it with mozzarella ($9.99+). To personalize your pizza without giving the pepperoni a neck tattoo, swap the stock cheese for aftermarket options such as swiss, cheddar, or feta, and write an edible novel populated by an epic cast of pineapple, barbecue beef, meatballs, sundried tomatoes, zucchini, philly steak, and more. Pre-fabbed pizzas are also available—minimize the awkwardness of meat-and-greets by hosting a garden party with white sauce, mozzarella, cheddar, zucchini, artichoke hearts, mushrooms, multicolored onions, tomatoes, and fresh garlic ($12.99+). Otherwise, stuff your two mouths with the Double Time pizza, which comes loaded with extra cheese, double pepperoni, double black olives, and Double Dragon NES cartridges ($12.99+).
Intimate booths make pizza eating a friendly close-quarters cage match as every fork-bearing force within elbow reach vies for slices. Raise pints of domestic ($3.50) or premium beer ($4.50) with teammates from your adult T-ball league or toast a full-proof surprise party plan with a co-conspirator over a table's worth of pizza at Popolo's Pizza.