Reading aloud is a great way to practice public speaking, bond with a child, or scare off the ghosts of easily frightened people. Grab some recitation stock with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of books, periodicals, and cigars at Friar Tuck's in Delmar. Besides purveying literature both long and short, Friar Tuck's stashes gentlemanly cigars in one of the area's largest walk-in humidors. The friendly staff is happy to help you navigate their broad collection of books for adults and children, as well as the stash of more than 5000 magazine titles, after which you can select cigars ($4.50+) for a celebratory occasion like a bachelor party, the arrival of a new toaster, or Impersonate an Oil Baron day.