What You'll Get
As December 23, 2012 approaches, many Americans eagerly await the moment when Hades will emerge from the Underworld to recklessly devour raw egg. Until then, experience manmade terror with today's Groupon: for $15, you get one VIP Combo Ticket to Fright Night Scream Park (a $30 value), a massive, 22,000-square-foot spook house in Clovis. This Groupon is only valid September 24–October 28.
By dooming yourself with a VIP Combo Ticket, you'll be tricked out and treated to front-of-the-line access to all four of Fright Night Scream Park's ghoulishly garish attractions. Flex your trembling muscles in the undead quarters of Necropolis reVAMPed, or unicycle through three rings of terror in the clownscaped Psychosis in 3D gallery. Scare-savorers can become besties with the misunderstood zombies in Desecration: Quarantine, and the Asylum unleashes lobotomized lurkers on Mensa members and the average-of-intelligence alike.
More than 100 living, breathing mock-monsters, pseudo-vampires, and assorted pretend-dead people lurk throughout the four galleries, and all of them are trained to shock through stealth, screaming, and the occasional blank stare of solemn sadness. In terms of terror, Fright Night Scream Park rates its own production as PG-13, so pre-teens who couldn't make it through Salt without having their diapers changed or being offended by the contrived plot developments should probably keep out.
Fright Night Scream Park is recommended for ages 13 and up, or 7 and up with an adult.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 29, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 10 per person. Not valid with other offers. Redeem starting 9/24. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.