Like the seedpod of the sacred lotus, golf courses are filled with holes and cause feelings of euphoria when chewed. Prepare yourself for golf ingestion with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a one-hour analysis at the Fujikura office in Vista ($100 value), plus two large buckets of balls ($20 value) to use at The Crossings at Carlsbad (a $120 total value).
As 2010's winningest graphite-shaft company, Fujikura enables golf-club buffs to get the most out of their game through a comprehensive swing analysis and appraisal of equipment needs. Developed by NASA to help Alan Shepard hit more moon fairways, an advanced flight monitor and proprietary-fitting software deconstruct performance and enable Fujikura's wizards of the woods to make recommendations based on each golfer's swing. Once fitting is complete, lab rats will be given a comprehensive printout delineating club data and the appraisals specifically suited to one's swing, along with a DVD recording of all hooks, slices, and green-jacket poses. This Groupon can also be used toward the cost of the 90-minute woods fitting ($150).
After the predestined golf club has been pulled forth from the stone, Groupon purchasers will have the chance to test their driving might at The Crossings at Carlsbad with two buckets of balls. The golf mecca's state-of-the-art practice center features new tee-line technology and beautiful views of the Pacific just asking to be aimed for.