Eating is necessary for human survival, along with breathing, sleeping, and remaining still while a curious velociraptor rummages through your closet. Practice survival tactics with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of hibachi cuisine during dinner at Fujiyama Steak House of Japan.

At Fujiyama, diners revel in tableside displays of culinary prowess as chefs forge traditional hibachi fare in a whirlwind of utensils amid the restaurant's crimson-hued expanses of polished wood. The menu brims with scallops ($20.95), a veggie dinner ($12.95), and hibachi steak ($18.95), all of which the chef prepares tableside, allowing diners to uncover culinary secrets without tickling an Oompa Loompa. The Shogun Dinner ($20.95) pairs teriyaki chicken with hibachi steak, and a children’s menu showcases diminutive portions of hibachi shrimp ($10.95). All dinners arrive to gleaming tables with appetizers, oriental onion soup, and a salad, which frolic beneath the restaurant's vibrant, rustic murals and dioramas.