Though a watched pot of water will eventually boil, a watched vacuum will never autonomously clean up a savaged piñata. Leave the cleaning to the pros with today’s Groupon to Full House Maids, serving Plano, Frisco, and The Colony. Choose from the following options:

• For $59, you get one housecleaning session (a $130 value)
• For $159, you get three housecleaning sessions (a $390 value)
• For $279, you get six housecleaning sessions (a $780 value)
  
  

A single session is equal to two hours of cleaning by a two-maid cleaning team or four hours of cleaning by a one-maid cleaning team.

Full House Maids’ professional staff returns abodes to showroom condition by scrubbing, sweeping, and vacuuming away dirt and allergens with a meticulous attention to detail. The company dispatches either a cleaning-savvy duo or a lone filth eradicator to sanitize homes with eco-friendly products free of ammonia or dolphin tempting plastic six-pack rings. Starting at the baseboards, Full House Maids’ crusaders of cleanliness begin scrubbing their way through each room until they meet the muddy footprints left on ceiling fans by astronaut houseguests. The cleaners tackle bathroom and kitchen countertops and sinks before spot-cleaning cabinet exteriors. Brandishing dusters, staffers tickle furnishings, windowsills, and window blinds before shining mirrors and vacuuming floors, leaving homes as grime-free as Mr. Clean’s asthma inhaler.