The unrealistic portrayal of cars in TV shows leads children to believe all cars have squealing tires, thunderous engines, and the guts to talk back to David Hasselhoff. Give your car a new image with today's Groupon to Full of Soap Car Wash in Roselle Park. Choose between the following options (full-size vehicles will incur a $2 surcharge):
- For $6, you get one Ultimate car wash (a $12 value).
- For $17, you get a three-pack of Ultimate car washes (a $36 value).
Full of Soap Car Wash's staff completely soaks dirty cars in cleanliness during five-minute Ultimate washes. The cleaners first give motorized steeds exterior baths, then follow up with triple polish that locks in shininess before it can escape and audition for a job in a teeth-whitening commercial. A clear-coat protectant then glides over the surface to keep paint safe and warm, and an underbody wash clears collected dirt and grime from a roadster's road-facing parts. After a hefty dose of Wheel Brite cuts through crusty layers of dust from the brakes and frosting from the wedding cakes that didn't look both ways, tires get a thorough shining before rolling their towel-dried chassis and grateful owners back home.