A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $69, you get a dental cleaning, exam, and x-rays (a $228 combined value), and a take-home Zoom! whitening kit ($424 value), at Fuller Dentistry in Midlothian.
Dr. Fuller and her team of dental dynamos employ years of mouth-knowledge for both toothy maintenance and high-end cosmetic dentistry. During the exam, a dentist thoroughly inspects mouthbones for any chips, worn fillings, and diseased regions. X-rays then detect problems invisible to the naked eye, such as unhappiness. A vigorous cleaning completes the mouth maintenance and prevents future problems by eliminating built-up plaque and polishing teeth.
Fuller Dentistry then takes impressions of mashers to create customized snug-fitting Zoom! whitening trays for patrons to take home. Combined with specialized bleaching materials, the trays break up teeth stains and discoloration, leaving people with a smile capable of lighting a meadow at midnight in time to spot a deer dressing up like an elk.