The wheel is considered man's greatest invention since sliced bread, which predates man's tastiest invention, Taco Bell fire sauce. Wheel your way through today's Groupon: for $3, you get one admission (up to a $5 value) and skate rental (a $2.50 value) at Fun Factory Roller Skating on Sherman Avenue (up to a $7.50 total value). This Groupon is good during open skate sessions only and cannot be used on Fridays, or during Adult Nights and Gospel Skates. Open sessions take place Wednesdays (12 p.m.–3 p.m.), Thursdays (10 a.m.–12 p.m. and 12:30 p.m.–3 p.m.), Saturdays (12 p.m.–2:30 p.m., 3 p.m.–5:30 p.m., and 6 p.m.–9:30 p.m.), and Sundays (3 p.m.–5:30 p.m. and 6 p.m.–9 p.m.).

Line up for a few laps around the rink at Fun Factory Roller Skating, where rollers of all ages can boogie down to classically uncompetitive skating in a safe, friendly environment. Swing in Saturday afternoon to keep it tricky with Mickey during the Radio Disney session or stride to the hottest hits on the charts during the Top 100 Music sessions on Saturday and Sunday nights. Beyond bumping bass lines, Fun Factory Roller Skating also boasts a discernibly clean facility that, for the virtually inclined, hosts a bounty of arcade games and fabulous prizes (tokens and fabulous prizes not included in the value of this Groupon). Purchase up to six total Groupons to transform a lonely visit to Fun Factory Roller Skating into a proper skating soirée.