Physicists estimate that 47% of the energy in the universe is stored in stars, and the other 98% rages inside human children. Release your child's unyielding cosmic energy with today's Groupon: for $80, you get a one-day inflatable bounce rental from FunInfl8 (a $160 value).
The colorful, clean creations of FunInfl8 bring bouncing joy to such celebrations as birthday parties, family gatherings, company picnics, and income-tax audits. Bouncers, jumpers, and wobblers can choose between whimsical inflated houses or trounce-worthy slides. Because all of FunInfl8’s bouncers were made within the past year, they follow current industry standards for lead, a contaminant in older vinyl that has raised alarms around other inflatable structures. FunInfl8’s buoyant bounce-bringers will deliver a bouncer to party sites and bound back to retrieve it within 24 hours, leaving parental hosts free to once again liberally coat their lawn in sentient pink flamingos.
The team at FunInfl8 knows how to give kids a good time. Built around such themes as dragons, castles, and Disney characters, their fleet of inflatable bouncers securely shelters youngsters while surrounding them with obstacle courses, soft rock walls, and air-filled slides. They ensure each sprightly playhouse meets every safety qualification, and they keep in mind that, like most boy bands, the bounce houses only entertain their fans for a year or less before they must retire. They also deliver each inflatable for an up to 24-hour rental period, swinging back at the end of appointments for hassle-free pickup.