Like seeing Halley's Comet or surfing the Internet, finding a boutique shop that sells both clothing and refreshments is something that only happens once in a lifetime. Make a memorable outing with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of apparel and accessories at Funk & Standard Variety Store in Red Bank, as well as juice and smoothies at the shop's in-store juice bar, Yummy Yummy Good Stuff.
Funk & Standard Variety Store stocks a head-spinning selection of wittily unconventional products—including clothing for women and men, accessories, and uglydolls—alongside an in-store juice bar, Yummy Yummy Good Stuff. After consulting the bar's menu of organic slurpables, browse fashionable threads such as the lacy-top dress ($28) or the I Love NJ T-shirt ($22) while double-fisting a freshly stabbed thai coconut ($6) and a yummy sweet green ($6/16 oz.), a juice made of apple, spinach, and kale. Peeled bananas and raw peanuts roll in protein powder before bathing in soy, almond, or coconut milk in the yummy nutty monkey ($6/16 oz.), which stimulates minds with healthy thoughts as they contemplate gifts such as a backwards clock ($14) or a pair of funky Wayfarer sunglasses ($8). Funk & Standard invites its guests to soak in the lively atmosphere doused in stacks of chromatic trinkets and threads, a direct result of the Beatles introducing color to America in 1964.
Every morning, Yummy Good's owners rise, pluck fresh fruits and vegetables from their crates, and cast them into presses to squeeze every last drop of juice out. The resulting bottled concoctions – which blend the liquids of raw fruits and veggies into flavors such as rabbit juice or lemon love – wait to be picked up by or delivered to thirsty clients. With juice in hand, customers cleanse their insides with infusions of pure, raw nutrients in prescribed three- to five-day plans.
40 Broad St.
Red Bank, New Jersey 07701