The invention of clothing meant people could finally settle in cooler climes, quit staring at kneecaps, and do the worm without fear of rug burn. Partake of the perks of apparel with today’s Groupon to Funk & Standard Variety Store and Yummy Yummy Good Stuff in Red Bank. Choose between the following options:
- For $10, you get $20 worth of apparel, accessories, and organic treats.
- For $20, you get $40 worth of apparel, accessories, and organic treats.<p>
At Funk and Standard Variety Store, shoppers feast eyes on an eclectic collection of pop culture–infused apparel and accessories while sipping samples from the juice bar, Yummy Yummy Good Stuff. Staffers blend organic, vegan slurpables from the menu, such as immunity juice ($6), which deflects virus-carrying snowballs with a shield of beet, ginger, carrot, and lemon. Straws peer out of a young Thai coconut ($6), and four types of creamy smoothies burst with soy protein ($6). Fueled bodies can slip into bright, boldly patterned tops($18–$28) and hide pilfered watermelons under playful graphic tees ($22–$36). Additionally, plush Uglydolls ($8–$20) foster snuggling sessions and Silly Bandz ($6) seek residence on patrons’ forearms.
Every morning, Yummy Good's owners rise, pluck fresh fruits and vegetables from their crates, and cast them into presses to squeeze every last drop of juice out. The resulting bottled concoctions – which blend the liquids of raw fruits and veggies into flavors such as rabbit juice or lemon love – wait to be picked up by or delivered to thirsty clients. With juice in hand, customers cleanse their insides with infusions of pure, raw nutrients in prescribed three- to five-day plans.
40 Broad St.
Red Bank, New Jersey 07701