Unlike other mammalian offspring, human cubs are not born with built-in protection from the elements, such as a fur coat, a scaly shell, or a studded leather jacket. Give little ones a proper shield with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $40 worth of organic baby apparel online from Funkoos.
With a mission to support fair-labor practices and green causes, Funkoos' e-boutique brims with an array of baby clothing made from 100% certified organic cotton. In addition to being grown free of: pesticides, other dangerous chemicals, and dark magic, organic-cotton fibers are gentle on sensitive baby skin. A hooded towel dries freshly scrubbed minihumans in style ($29.99), and a "Messy But Fun" bib keeps clothes immaculate for upcoming high-pressure job interviews ($9.99). Doting parents can swaddle younglings in a monkey-festooned long-sleeved onesie ($25.99) or demonstrate flower-power solidarity with a pair of embroidered denim jeans ($34.99). Though this Groupon is not valid toward shipping, Funkoos charges a flat rate of $5 for orders less than $50, and free shipping for orders totaling more than $50.