Physicists have determined that the best way to subdue wall-bouncing photons is to let them loose until they need a nap. Apply the latest scientific findings to your kid’s playtime with today’s Groupon: for $21, you get a laser-tag adventure for two at FunStation2000 in Statesville (a $42.98 total value). The package includes:
- Laser tag for two (a $10 total value)
- FunZone access for two (a $10 total value)
- Six ride tickets (a $9 total value)
- A large cheese pizza (an $8.99 value)
- A pitcher of soda (a $4.99 value)
FunStation2000 throws open its doors to reveal a world of merriment, engaging guests with an indoor playground, themed rides, and a laser-tag arena. A game of laser tag for two tests the reaction times of eager kids and newly minted cyborg armies. Little ones can burn tickets on the Himalaya roller coaster, which simulates the thrills of the mountain range's many naturally occurring roller coasters. Spires beckon younger patrons to scale the FunZone indoor playground’s mesh ladders and tubes before descending back to earth on a slide. Groupon holders also secure a large golden-brown cheese pizza—freshly baked to sate amused appetites—and a tall pitcher of victory soda.
From the vibrant tubes and slides of the multilevel FunZone playground to the squeal-inducing Tubs-of-Fun and Red Baron Bi-planes, FunStation2000's rides and games engage youngsters of all ages. As the Himalaya Rollercoaster speeds around its track, the laser-tag arena accommodates bouts between phaser-wielding teams. In the indoor batting cages, balls hurtle toward future home-run hitters and team mascots who need to practice dodging the swings of angry players. FunStation2000 continues enticing guests with a massive arcade and snack station full of treats including cheese pizzas, spicy popcorn chicken, and corn dogs.
In addition to accommodating spontaneous days of revelry, the center's staff hosts private parties, complete with game tokens, playtime, and pizza and cake served in the animal-themed party room.