What You'll Get
Sometimes, late at night, firemen slip into heels and dance with their poles, spinning, dipping, and stripping away cumbersome fireproof coats and burdensome notions of masculinity. Achieve a fireman's acrobatic workout with today's Groupon to Fusion Dance & Fitness Studio in Woodstock. Choose between the following services:
- For $25, you get one month of unlimited Zumba classes (a $59 value).
- For $25, you get a three-hour pole-dancing workshop (a $50 value).
At Fusion Dance & Fitness Studio, experienced instructors help booty shakers harness the body-slimming power of boogie through a variety of dance routines. Zumba is a dynamic dance workout that combines Latin and international music with aerobic interval training and easy-to-follow dance steps. Keeping up with the instructor's fancy footwork will furrow brows, activating sweat glands and calorie Bunsen burners to sculpt and tone bodies. During a three-hour pole-dancing workshop, inversion experts teach athletes of all levels a tasteful striptease. The sexy moves and sensual choreography relieve insecurities and peel away stress as if it's a no-longer-relevant Baby on Board sign.
Inside the exercise emporium, childcare professionals improve workouts by watching children (aged 6 weeks and up), leaving students free to dance without having to juggle their kids, a beanbag, and a chainsaw simultaneously. Members receive eight hours of free childcare per week and pole-dance workshoppers can utilize childcare for $3 per child and $2 for each additional child after that.
Citysearchers give Fusion Dance & Fitness Studio an average of 4.5 stars.
- If you're looking for a place to exercise with dynamic instructors, a supportive atmosphere, and fun, challenging exercise formats, then Fusion is the place for you. – swerve1
- The atmosphere is very relaxed and welcoming to all. The instructors are great and the members are all awsome [sic]. There is something about Fusion that makes you look forward to the next class! – hosaphina
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 14, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must be 18 or older for pole-dancing workshop. Reservation required for pole-dancing workshop. Valid only for fitness option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.